Thursday, September 9, 2010

Requests from the delivery guy

Just two quick things.

First, if you order a pizza (or whatever) delivered at night, please turn on your porch light.

Second, some night when you have a spare moment, turn on your porchlight, get in your car, pull onto the street in front of your house and locate your address numbers. If they are hidden by your flag or in the shadows under your eave or in any other way not clearly visible, identify a location on where they would be visible and some time in the near future, put them there.

That is all. Thank you.


  1. What, you mean Pizza Hut doesn't provide you with a GPS system to find the addresses? Don't you think they should? Would a request for one go over well with your boss?